50/50 Romance.
I was thinking about this today. Guys, the next time a girl asks you to take her on “the perfect date”, try this:
On a really cold day, take her to a remote location, drop her off, and then drive off. Wait for a certain span of time to pass. It could be a few minutes, it could be a few hours. After sufficient time has passed, drive back to where you left her. There is a 50/50 chance that she’ll either still be there, or just left in contempt. If she’s gone, tough luck. If she’s still standing there in a state of disbelief, get out of the car, go up to her, and say, “I wanted you to experience that feeling at least one time. The feeling of being alone, lost in the middle of nowhere, lacking warmth, being without another soul. You needed to be subjected to that feeling at least once. Because I can guarantee you that from now on, you’ll never be able to feel that feeling again while I’m around.” And the response is 50/50. She could either realize how stupidly romantic of an idea it was and give you a warm embrace, or she can overlook your attempt at romance, furious at being left out alone in the cold, proceed to slap you in the face, and demand you take her back home. There it is. 50/50 Romance.
Jarm? Seriously? Are you
fuckingserious.Belieberstake things too far. Theres afuckingtwitter account for hisfuckingARM. omfg. First of all, he just did it to be funny. Seriously, every little thing Justin does, you have to make a big deal out of. It was afuckingjoke. We dont need unfunny…
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